baskauskas:

oh my god this guy messaged me on okcupid and he has a “don’t message me if” section and 

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jesus christ

bitchcoven:

Primadonna Girl, yeah…image

(Source: paris666hilton, via paid-in-starbucks)

"HAKUNA MA’VODKA"

it means no memories, for the rest of the night  (via suchvodka)

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johannsebastianbitch:

You know whats fucking scary? The fact that I could literally change my life at any moment. I could stop talking to everyone that makes me unhappy. I could kiss whoever i want. I could shave my head or get on a plane or take my own life. Nothing is stopping me. The entire world is in my hands, and I have no idea what to do with it.

(Source: jamesbabeshaw, via pizza)