My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
you need less jesus
"You can tell so much about a person by the way they leave you"
do you ever sit in school like i know the answer to that questions but i’m not saying it because this class is pissing me off
"My companion flushed up with pleasure at my words…I had already observed that he was as sensitive to flattery on the score of his art as any girl could be of her beauty."
if u have a crush on me i have one question: what made u lower ur standards so much