literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

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"You can tell so much about a person by the way they leave you"

Redvers Bailey (via guntoyourhead)

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cucumberbatchin:

do you ever sit in school like i know the answer to that questions but i’m not saying it because this class is pissing me off

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hi:

seeing your friends when you’re with a really cute person

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"My companion flushed up with pleasure at my words…I had already observed that he was as sensitive to flattery on the score of his art as any girl could be of her beauty."

A Study in Scarlet

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knightscrest:

if u have a crush on me i have one question: what made u lower ur standards so much

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irl-spain:

sentimentalslut:

people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways

'eat something'

'buckle up'

'get some sleep'

'here have my fries'

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